HOW TO DEAL WITH FANATICS

HOW TO DEAL WITH FANATICS

Obama Sin Laden is Billed. 

Long Live Everyone else !

I had seen a video clipping of Osama trying out an AK 47 as if a child caressing a toy with utmost attention and love. Believe it or not, the same glow of love that is usually seen in the eyes of Sri Sri Ravi Shankar was visible in Osama's eyes also. His face while trying out the machine gun was calm and peaceful, again similar to Sri Sri ! The smile after firing a few rounds was simply divine ! I am not at all joking. The most dreaded terrorist in the world has such divine love inside?

Surprisingly, on the other hand, President Obama, or Bush even when at their best presentable faces, never had that glow of love in their eyes !

This is confusing and somewhat scary, I agree. What does this mean? A divine terrorist vs ordinary humans?

The answer lies in the quality of mind. The presidents have practical minds which are more intellect oriented. Osama's mind was full of love and devotion to his God and to people whom he thought was his own. The love is visible in his eyes.

The moment Osama or his followers think of another faith or rituals which their mind is not allowed to accept, hatred replaces love in his mind. ‘Eliminate the disturbance’ is the idea that rings in such minds when hatred replaces love. A gun aimed at the disturbing enemy is the result. The mind is satisfied at that option. A divine smile flashes across that face.

Remember. Osama had no other interests in mind. Such focussed minds feel divinity once in a while even while carrying explosives that kill!

Actually Osama had a better way to deal with the conflict in his mind than resorting to guns aimed at others. Had he been a mallu we could have told him ‘Gun eduthavan Gunnal’ ! The better way was to open up his mind and understand different types of faiths and rituals practised by people to placate the God concept of their faith and understanding.

This way Osama could have accommodated other faiths and rituals as at least as Himalayan blunders compared to his own and not necessarily brand them as unbelievers. That way he could leave other faiths alone may be with some scorn and pity. Like Obelix he could have said “These people are crazy. God may show them the right way”. Or show them the right way himself than trying to teach a lesson by eliminating them altogether. Even the worst coward will not obey if threatened.

President Bush apparently had no respect for other religions. He might not even have thought about them much. He being a Christian might have the same attitude towards other faiths as fellow Christians. That is hidden scorn. But that scorn in mind never surfaced in Bush’s face in public.

This can be achieved in two ways. One is by conditioning the mind and erasing the ill feeling towards other faiths and rituals by realising that all the fingers in a palm don’t look the same. The other is by hiding the feeling under a garb of diplomacy. Bush hid his feelings towards other religions in public. He might have laughed until his kidneys leaked while in company with his friends and relatives talking about other religions and their ways. Especially at Hinduism with Rat-God, Snake- God, Elephant-God and Monkey-God.

But he was able to talk as an understanding wise guy and not as a fanatic Christian in public. This is the result of education and not because of conditioning of mind. A diplomatic posturing is his livelihood! Politicians need support from all faiths for their own well being. So prudent ones may pamper all faiths in public and chuckle when alone.

But Osama's mind was not diplomatic and could not adapt to such a state. He might have learned and taught his mind that certain things are forbidden such as the religious practices of other faiths like idol worship by the Hindus and white women exposing their body in public by the Christians. (In private before the master, it is mandatory, by the way). The faithful slave called mind would not move otherwise. Thus those who are not acceptable to Osama’s mind are deemed worthless and hence disposable according to him.

Others are not dummies to accept such views and live by what Osamas think. Because others are also Osamas without guns who either think likewise or otherwise.

Teaching the mind not to accept different people and their ways is the sure fire way to trap one’s own mind. Such minds get closed to others and get filled with hatred and make the person go round in circles all by himself until the life time ends the normal way or hastened by the recipients of his hatred. Who created the enemies? His own mind. Where are the enemies? In his mind itself! In short he unwisely conditioned his own mind to kill himself.

It is not just Osama's fault. No fanatic can condition the mind to accept another faith ! Do you know why?  Don’t worry. I know.

Mind is a peculiar phenomenon. It is interalia, like a computer. Whatever programme is fed into it, it would work accordingly. Anything foreign is a virus to it. It will not accept even a better programme and would keep on boasting that the existing programme is just fine. It can not even understand another programme if not allowed to learn anything else. Plain and simple.

The fanatics may sit up and think whether the ideology that they inculcated in their minds is actually helping them to grow or trapping them to trudge in circles. One can make the mind as open as the sky in a playground or as closed as the view though a pin hole in a rat hole. It is entirely up to the individuals to make the mind think in a particular way. Other wise, mind moves on its own ways like water flow without directions to low lying / accessible areas.

Fanatics are basically sex addicts. They simply cannot live without women. While normal males also like to live with women, what makes the fanatic different from normal males is his fierce possessive attitude towards women as his personal property. Agreed. Normal males also have possessiveness to females of his liking. But the degree of ownership would be compatible in a civilised society which sees people as people related, separate or individuals. Thus a related female talking to a stranger may not upset a civilised male. Because he has taught his mind that such transactions are possible.

After all, all living things are siblings being children of the same parent God. All should talk to one another and identify the sibling in all living things. Absence of talk due to lack of understanding leads to accommodating a few in mind to love and kicking out the rest from mind for target practice.

Thus the mind gets divided into two air tight compartments. One filled with love and all noble feelings and the other with just the opposite. Who made these compartments in Osama’s mind? Americans? Hindus? Jews? Nope. He himself because of certain likes which he pampered and dislikes he repulsed rather than balancing both like many others are able to do. This imbalance in his own mind created all by himself led to a horrible abrupt end.

He could have removed the wall in his own mind between love and hatred by teaching the mind that people may behave in different ways but all have the same senses, body, mind and intellect and they do things such as waking up, walking, eating, playing, copulating and sleeping. If Muslims preferred to do it in a particular way, it is up to them. If Muslims went to heaven faster because of the rituals, they are lucky and blessed. But why not leave other people alone. They may take more time to reach heaven. And that may be their punishment for not following the rituals followed by more intelligent ones.

But the fanatic has taught his mind differently something like ‘people who behave the way himself does are good / sane and others are simply mad if not ignorant’. This is plain ego to start with. Thus taught, the mind starts discriminating people as own and the others. Such conditioned minds cannot accommodate others as normal people who simply behave in different ways and thus can be left alone. Such minds may even consider females as own dumb possession and not as another person having own senses, feelings and intellect.

A fanatic mind can never think of allowing freedom to 'his own' females. To him, other males are outside his tolerance limit. Even a look from other males at 'his' own females would make him upset with envy and anger. What wonderful state of mind all created by himself ! And unwittingly he has trapped himself into this state. No one else is responsible. No one else actually knows that this guy is designing his mind in such a way.

The fanatic thinks that the other people who behave differently than him are responsible for his anger. Actually, it is his own confused / trapped mind that makes others appear as bad that makes him angry. Just tell the mind that others might behave differently and that is perfectly normal, even if not as wise as himself, the anger would not occur in his mind at all and he would get peace of mind instead of pieces of body! This is simple psychology.  

These fanatic males spend their entire life wondering about the other males especially the better ones than himself and keeping sleepless watch on all females around... what they do... what they say... what they think.... Do they look at other males? Do they talk to other males? Do they touch other males even by accident? Now the mind starts boiling and the fanatic reaches for the gun.

What miserable lives the fanatics lead. They blow the fuse and get angry at the drop of a hat. Their minds are made narrow all by themselves with the help of some doctrines which cannot accept things alien to their own cultivated belief. If 'his' female makes a sound bite which he does not like, he thinks she is not obedient. Procedures to make her obedient follow! The females curse inwardly and try to cope up with the weird ways of their available male companions as they are not allowed to make own choices or live with the males whom they like or at least tolerate !

The basic problem with fanatic males is the lack of self confidence, even though they try to behave as if they indeed are confident. You ask a fanatic if he is confident, the reply would be a perplexed grin or threat. This is the evidence that they are not self confident. To tide over this handicap, they try to scare others by words and deeds. Finally they evolve into full blown terrorists.

Self confidence can be attained only through education and by cooperating / interacting with others. Fanatics generally avoid others especially the ones they think are better than him and can open their minds only with other fanatics. Some sort of she males, these fanatics are, even though they try to imagine and posture themselves as superior to even the best males around. The reason for all these behaviour is to attract and keep the females to him. Nothing else whatsoever! They try to belittle other males by inflating the minor ignorable weaknesses or by projecting them in bad light.

To repeat, most fanatics are female addicts. If you happen to see a non womanising fanatic all alone, just run for your lives covering your ass ! He can be a homosexual ! Worse, he can be one who specialises in bestiality (one who uses birds and animals to release libido)! As per available information, those animals and birds which fit into the predator’s acceptable size are zeroed in by such researchers. Those birds and animals which can talk – eg parrots- are spared. But Dogs, Goats and sheep, donkey and even pigs (may be after a thorough washing, I have no hands on experience) are reportedly at the receiving end.

Women, being simple and straight forward, become suckers to such males (no pun intended) attributing divine powers on these males as there is no sex in the eyes of such males on seeing females!  She does not see the animals and turkey farms he keeps behind the house.

Fanatics belong to all religions. The common thread in their habits is the uncontrolled sex drive. They hunt in packs. They may not hesitate to kill. An old Hindu fanatic might have proposed to a bereaving young widow for free sex. On refusal, he might have invented the 'Sati' (widow in husband's pyre) procedure. If I cant have it none else should ! This is the universal theory of fanatics!

I wonder why mosquitoes, bed bugs and fanatics were created in this world ! With out them it is far more comfortable to sleep !

Having somewhat understood the fanatics, lets proceed to how to deal with them.

The solution is actually quite simple. In fact all major problems have amazingly simple solutions. (However, if you are / have a problem, just consult the nearby fanatic. I am not busy but prefer peace). The solution lies with the females whom the fanatics cannot avoid to relieve themselves (either under cover of darkness with a kerchief covering the head or the legal daylight rape of the wedded or bought female).

Other females may standby for further instructions for now.

The said females whom the fanatics keep, have to realise that there is no escape from this bondage and what is best for the occasion is to try to enjoy to the hilt than crying about the spilt milk. As long as the females resist or show displeasure, the fanatics get aroused, as 'conquering' a resisting female adds to feathers in the scalp of fanatics.  

In civil societies these heroes get to count the bars in no time. But we have criminal societies too where those acts shunned by the civil society are lauded by the latter. People are different you know.

So females destined to service these fanatics should condition their minds by removing all hatred towards them. Instead the females should cultivate acceptance and pretend love. The captured woman eagerly awaiting the fanatic tormentor is unbelievable story to everyone concerned. But females may have to just do precisely that to get out of this vicious circle.

A female asking for more sex is the pin prick prescribed to puncture and deflate the fanatic’s beliefs. After the routine sex (which was bearable / unbearable / barely bearable / bearing / unbearing as the case may be as deemed fit), the females may wake up and remember this message.  JUST ASK FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF LOVE MAKING ! (There is a more effective way of putting it in slang. But this is decent language).

The fanatics would raise to the occasion (no pun intended) as the situation demands it. In his mind several rounds of the AK 47 might flash (again no pun intended). The females on the other hand should just take it lying down (no pun intended) and should not feel bad about his one-upmanship attitude (no pun intended). Just enjoy round after round until the ammunition runs out (no pun intended). The fanatic lover should be allowed to get up only after he is thoroughly run out exhausted or unable to stand up without her help or when the sun rises and before others wake up and find them in compromising positions.

This amended procedure can continue for a few days. In case the fanatic develops some doubt on the sudden interest by his female on him, the female may convince him about his powers especially compared to his major enemy (he would have many).

After a few days of this sexercise, the fanatic's intellect, which was practically defunct until then, would suddenly come alive and start working ! The very thought of female would make him squirm and think of recharging or reloading the Guns rather than the usual polishing procedures (No pun intended).

The bruised females can further aggravate the bruised male ego by comparing himself with Film stars or cricketers or six pack ab neighbour and urge him to out do all other males that the female can imagine. Let the firing continue dedicated for each desirable male that the female can remember and mention to the fanatic ! Let him pump (iron) or eat (mutton) to outsmart the better males ! The female should be ready at all times to milk the fanatic to the last drop (no pun intended) and LO ! The job is finally done. You can rest now dear female. The world is saved by your sacrifice. You have just mentally decapitated a fanatic who could have become a potential terrorist if you had shown dislike or unwillingness to accommodate him ! This is simple psychology. Do make good use of it.  

Those who pass the test are not die hard (no pun intended) fanatics. They are good men who just happened to be in the company of confused fanatics. Original die hard fanatics may find no time for other nefarious activities as satisfying his new found loving female becomes far more interesting than hiding in the stinking sewage canal and spending mosquito bitten sleepless vigil on the police. Thus the fanatics would melt away and become loving husbands and fathers than exploding themselves in the markets anticipating willing females in the next birth. Problem solved !

All females can try this at home. Looking forward to the results.