Saturday 21 December 2013

ALL WOMEN ARE FERRARIS (most males are taxi drivers)

ALL WOMEN ARE FERRARIS
(most males are taxi drivers)

Hello !

Not another post to pamper women and antagonise the males. just some plain speaking.

Women are highly sophisticated creations, far more complex than the most complex rocket launched into space.

Most males know how to drive a car with basic controls. Lets say a Mumbai taxi. Steering, Brake, Accelerator, Clutch, Gear, Horn. That is about it.

An ordinary taxi driver can operate all these controls to drive the car safely to the destination. No doubt.

But can he own and drive a Ferrari the way it is to be driven ? If he is trained, of course.

A Ferrari has far more controls than the basic car. The Air bags, adjustable seats, sports gear, collapsible canopy, climate control, Music system, Computer controlled Voyage data recorder, GPS, Alerts on almost everything, Road maps, Reverse CCTV, the Power and speed, the road grip, stability, suspension etc etc. To operate them safely, one needs to know how to operate them in the first place.

Another problem is that there are not enough experienced Ferrari Drivers. Training can be time taking and expensive. And where is the time for the pleasure of driving for most who are busy in the rat race? Only a few Billionaires, Priests and Politicians may have no work and has lot of free time to enjoy life. Not taxi drivers anyway.

How does a taxi driver approach his taxi ? With Love and respect ?

Or with the bored monotonous feeling "Oh No ! Another trip on this darn car before I can take some rest ?"

The usual routines follow. Start, raise, engage gear, accelerate, Honk change gear, blame the traffic, Brake. Destination reached. Maximum speed 50 KMPH. The worn down rattled taxi is parked on the road side. The driver relieves himself by leaning on to it before he finds his place to sleep.

A stray dog lifts its hind leg and pees into the wheel of the taxi as if saying what he feels about it and sleeps under it. An average day of a taxi and its driver is over.

Can a Ferrari be parked besides the road and leave it ? They are parked in safe garages. Well maintained and looked after.

All women are Ferraris. They are delicate and complex. To drive them the way she is designed for, needs competent qualified drivers. Most males are not competent to drive Ferraris. They drive Ferraris like taxis.

Luckily, most females also do not realise that they are Ferraris ! LOL ! So they get used to be driven like taxis. As most males around them drive the same way. Basic controls. No frills.

In the human level also, most live in the physical bodily level. For most that is the end of it too. Some learn about higher levels, get educated and reach the psychological levels. Further levels are not possible for most. But that does not mean further levels do not exist at all !

This world is beautiful. Majestic. Artistic and scientific perfection. Prostrations ! Appreciated Mr. Almighty ! This is cool.

And everyone is part of it too. Then why worry ? Smile. To yourself, to the world.

The Taxi driver is actually the Ferrari owner, not getting his chance to prove his capabilities. He can improve his skills and impress the Ferrari with his skills.

But until the taxi driver graduates into a Ferrari owner, please do not forget that the taxi he drives is actually a Ferrari. Or he is driving a Ferrari as if it is only a taxi. Because he is not qualified to treat Ferraris as Ferraris. He may treat the way others treat their cars not to be branded as a black sheep.

Remember, to maintain a woman as she deserves, it takes time and effort for the males. Whether to treat her as a queen or bitch is entirely up to the male. She always remain the same queen even if the male maltreats her to a bitch. With the right male, the females reach their due positions.

So dear males: It is your turn to prove your mettle by keeping the women the way they actually deserve. Not according to what the male feels about the females. Women are born ready for everything that the males can fantasise.

But in practice, the ground reality rules.

Which is :

All women are Ferraris. Most men are taxi drivers.

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